JORT STORM

this just in: we're receiving reports that a new fad is taking the nation by storm,

its name?

JORTS

but it appears as if this breakthrough in jean-short splicing technology is causing irregular weather patterns all across the globe

_woo

it's the warmer season so I can't wear jeans,

I really like the denim

but not the length of the seam

my mom dresses caszh and my dad likes supreme

i'm not like either of them,

i got the recessive gene

JORT STORM

JORT STORM'S COMIN' TONIGHT

A JORT STORM

IT’S A CATEGORY FIVE

JORT STORM

JORT STORM'S COMIN' TONIGHT

I SAID A JORT STORMS COMING

SO RUN AND HIIIDEEEE

JORTICANE

JORTNADO

JORTNAMI

JORTQUAKE

JORTRUPTION

JORTALANCHE

JOOOOOOOORTPOCALYPSE

the jort storm's comin'

JORTS

So you better start runnin

fast it's a chase

but be careful cause these shorts will chafe you yeah

they’re the new sensation

JORTS

wearem to every occasion

jooooorts in the poooool

or even better wearem to a funeral, yea

J-J-J-J-J-JORTS

my personality is ninety-nine percent jorts

i got a genetic test

but all my genes were shorts

THE JORT STORM

JORT STORM'S COMIN' TONIGHT

A JORT STORM

IT’S A CATEGOOORY FIVE

JORT STORM

JORT STORM'S COMIN' TONIGHT

I TAKE OFF MY FUCKIN' JORTS I GOT A JORT INSIIIDDDEEE

breaking news: millions of americans are being sucked directly into the jortex and it's headed straight for this studio

to my wife, Cheryl and son, Timmy,

I love yaaaAAAOIEFHEIKFSDNFOIHAOIFIKHASOHFN

JORTS

the elders foretold

JORTS

of a fashion so bold

a new god of the earth

JORTHULU

will seal it in denim and turn it into jearth

[kazoo solo]